, for the coveted anchor spot, tammy. good luck, tammy. uh, i was born lucky, tina. 'cause i was born me and not you. and i'm a blonde now, so i'm better than you. (scoffs) i don't like what you say, but i admire the way you say it. wow, it's tammy with the news! whoo! ♪ news... news. tam, slam, thank you, ma'am. next up, tina. oh, hey, tina, little tip: you're a super fast talker, so talk really slow. thanks, tammy. whoa! that's still way too fast. mr. grant, i'm here because i have a nose for news. great. now about that green jacket... i'm tina with... (whispers): tina. ...with... the... (screams) paranormal activity! (screams) oh, my god, i'm anchor! yes! yes! ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ (sings guitar riff) whoo! i am anchor! i'm staff intern? but i already had a sign-off. "good-bye, audience." well, maybe you could change it to "does anyone need juice?" does anyone need juice? hmm. maybe it'll work better when you have some juice. ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] a truly unlimited life needs truly unlimited data from sprint. and now, get $100 off samsung galaxy phones at sprint stores and sprint.